Kurup7
hiiiii
ok dont log off. my msn just did sumthing impossible
ur contact added ITSELF to my list. i didnt click anything. i was just sitting here
either
Something's wrong on my end too
Kurup7
ok gd its not just me
wait. ur info says member since 2026
as in the year 2026?? msn thinks ur from the FUTURE
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Who is this?
Kurup7
Kurup7. u appeared on MY list m8
n ur details say 2026 so u explain whats going on
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I was looking at a website and this opened
Kurup7
a website opened msn?? thats so cool
hang on. ur details say joined 2026
2026?? ive barely started 2003
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I think your computer is haunted
Kurup7
dont SAY that its 1am
ok but 4 real it says 2026
??
Kurup7
rite. future person. im gonna test u
one question n ill kno if ur real
in 2026 do websites still exist. think careful b4 u answer
either
They exist. billions of them
Kurup7
BILLIONS
ok u pass
n uve messaged the rite guy bc sites r my whole thing
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You're inside one right now
Kurup7
inside?? woah
whos site. is it gd
bet mines faster on 56k
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Good ones cost serious money
Kurup7
COST money??
ppl BUY websites??
2026 im coming
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Websites lost. holograms won
Kurup7
holograms?? ok ur real
but sum1 still has to DESIGN the hologram rite
thats me. im that guy
Kurup7
ok while ur stuck here let me show off. my clans site went LIVE tonite
counterstrike clan. i designed every page. rollover buttons, a splash page, a skip intro button
the brief was make us look scary so its black n red with a flame gif on the roster
its on a free .tk so its free forever. type the address n MY site comes up. ive done it 30 times
either
Walk me through the design
Kurup7
ok so splash page first, thats the cinema bit
then the roster, every name does a rollover in clan colours
n a marquee up top scrolling our motto past. i think of everything
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A skip intro button is good design
Kurup7
THANK u
my mate said whats the point of the intro then
he doesnt get it
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Black and red? bold choice
Kurup7
the clan VOTED on it
i wanted dark blue but the client is always rite i guess lol
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What's the address
Kurup7
nice try. a stranger from 2026 could b a hacker lol
no offence
Kurup7
n thats not even my only site. i help my runescape guild with theirs 2
frames AND a hit counter. counters on 4,182. ok like 900 of those r me but the rest r REAL
b4 anything goes up i check it on mums computer bc her screen makes the colours go weird
if it looks gd on her rubbish monitor it looks gd anywhere. thats my rule
either
You invented device testing
Kurup7
i invented checking on mums computer?
every1 should do it tho
wats the point if it only works on urs
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So you track your visitors
Kurup7
yeah the counter tells me the number
sum1 from CANADA signed my guestbook
i printed it out
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900 of them being you is correct
Kurup7
THANK U
sum1 has to check it still works
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What else have you made?
Kurup7
neopets shop layout, a habbo fansite, a winamp skin i put on deviantart
my deviantart is mostly dbz drawings but the skin got 11 downloads
11 strangers listening 2 music inside my design rite now. unreal
Kurup7
o n i take commissions. sig banners 4 ppl on the forums. render + scanlines + a lil overlay
i have a waiting list. its 2 ppl but still, thats a list
last week i redid one 9 times bc the text was 1 pixel off
the guy said it was fine on version 2. it was NOT fine
either
Nine revisions over one pixel is right
Kurup7
THANK U honestly
my mate said no1 will notice
i noticed tho
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What do you charge?
Kurup7
charge??
they say ty n put my name in their sig. thats the deal
wait can u CHARGE
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You're 13 with a client list
Kurup7
yeah?? its not hard u just dont sleep
im spose 2 b asleep rn. i can hear my bros tv thru the wall so hes up 2
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Where'd you get Photoshop?
Kurup7
my big bro. dont ask how
he didnt teach me it tho. he goes try work it out urself first
n then i did lol
Kurup7
o n guess who saw the site b4 any1. my big bro
he came in 2 tell me to go 2 bed n saw the screen
he didnt say anything. he just pulled up a chair
n he never took the mouse once
either
He never took the mouse
Kurup7
ikr
he ALWAYS takes the mouse
not this time tho
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Did he like it?
Kurup7
all he said after was 'load times gd'
on 56k thats like a trophy
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First site review you ever got
Kurup7
lol i guess
best one 2 probs
hes hard 2 impress
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Big brothers don't say it out loud
Kurup7
say wat lol
wat r u on about
Kurup7
ok my turn. glitch questions b4 it fixes itself
is flash still a thing in 2026. b honest
either
Flash is gone. years ago
Kurup7
WHAT
...
rip. my intros took HOURS to upload on 56k
the skip intro button was the best part anyway
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I'm not allowed to tell you
Kurup7
thats so dumb lol
w/e ill find out in 23 yrs
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What's Flash
Kurup7
ok now ur just being cruel
Kurup7 sent a nudge.
Kurup7
ok last question. its a big one
wat do u actually DO in 2026. like as ur job
either
I'm actually here looking for a web designer
Kurup7
WAIT
ur SHOPPING for one?? like its a real job??
hire me. im free in 23 years
im not even joking
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I build websites for a living
Kurup7
WAIT
thats a real job??
i do that every nite 4 FREE
ok thats the one. decided
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Guess
Kurup7
u fix the robots
no wait. u kno too much about websites
...no way
NO WAY
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Still figuring it out
Kurup7
thats allowed?? gd 2 kno
u can do websites while u figure it out
thats wat i do
Kurup7
ok the craziest part n then ill let u go
my site is up rite NOW n im not even touching the computer. sum1 in 2026 could b looking at my stuff this second
if thats u then o m g hi. n listen, if u ever need a website over there, find me
ill b like 36. imagine how gd ill b by then. 23 more years of practice
either
I'm looking at your work right now
Kurup7
STOP
ok now i cant sleep
best nite ever
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36-year-old you is hired
Kurup7
DEAL
tell him i sent u
he better still redo stuff 9 times
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How do I find you in 2026?
Kurup7
easy, my sites free forever so itll still b up
or just look 4 the guy whos been doing this since he was 13
thats me
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23 years of practice is a long portfolio
Kurup7
port folio?
is that a 2026 word 4 sites
bc yeah ill have HEAPS
Kurup7
o no mums yelling, she needs the phone
56k. if she picks up i literally vanish
i cant believe the glitch gave me a client from the FUTURE. ty 4 listening srsly
say sumthing b4 i go. anything
You type your own goodbye here. He never reads it.
Kurup7 has signed out.
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He did. That kid was KC Withnell — he builds websites for people now. See the work or hire him.